5 replies to the question," are you gay?"

Has your straightness ever been questioned? Have you ever had to answer the question "are you gay?", due to your fashion sense,walking steps, behaviour and your lifestyle. If you've ever been asked,you get so upset,your face turns to a vicious mask.

Here are a few replies to make rude meddlers share in your hurt. You can use any of the following:

• Do you want to have some sex?
• Are you breaking up with me?
• Do you want to kiss me?
• I'm sorry,you got the wrong guy, bitch.
• I'm so sorry to disappoint you, I'm straighter than a straight line.

That should put 'em in their place......#Lol.....*wink*